Friday, 26 December 2025

Horace - Epistles (excerpts) - Translations (1756-2011): Smart, Conington, Fairclough, Rudd, Davie


 Book I, Epistle 1, lines 10-19, 41-61, 94-108

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Nunc itaque et versus et cetera ludicra pono,

Quid verum atque decens, curo et rogo et omnis in hoc sum;

Condo et compono quae mox depromere possim.

Ac ne forte roges quo me duce, quo lare tuter,

Nullius addictus iurare in verba magistri,

Quo me cumque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes.     

Nunc agilis fio et mersor civilibus undis,

Virtutis verae custos rigidusque satelles;

Nunc in Aristippi furtim praecepta relabor,

Et mihi res, non me rebus subiungere conor.

[…]

Virtus est vitium fugere et sapientia prima

Stultitia caruisse. Vides quae maxima credis

Esse mala, exiguum censum turpemque repulsam,

Quanto devites animi capitisque labore.

Impiger extremos curris mercator ad Indos,              

Per mare pauperiem fugiens, per saxa, per ignes:

Ne cures ea, quae stulte miraris et optas,

Discere et audire, et meliori credere non vis?

Quis circum pagos et circum compita pugnax

Magna coronari contemnat Olympia, cui spes,              

Cui sit condicio dulcis sine pulvere palmae?

Vilius argentum est auro, virtutibus aurum.

‘O ciues, ciues, quaerenda pecunia primum est;

Virtus post nummos!’ Haec Ianus summus ab imo

Prodocet, haec recinunt iuvenes dictata senesque,              

Laeuo suspensi loculos tabulamque lacerto.

Est animus tibi, sunt mores, est lingua fidesque;

Sed quadringentis sex septem milia desunt;

Plebs eris. At pueri ludentes, ‘Rex eris’ aiunt,

‘Si recte facies.’ Hic murus aeneus esto,              

Nil conscire sibi, nulla pallescere culpa.

[…]

Si curatus inaequali tonsore capillos

Occurri, rides; si forte subucula pexae              

Trita subest tunicae vel si toga dissidet impar,

Rides: quid mea cum pugnat sententia secum,

Quod petiit spernit, repetit quod nuper omisit,

Aestuat et uitae disconuenit ordine toto,

Diruit, aedificat, mutat quadrata rotundis?              

Insanire putas sollemnia me neque rides,

Nec medici credis nec curatoris egere

A praetore dati, rerum tutela mearum

Cum sis et prave sectum stomacheris ob unguem

De te pendentis, te respicientis amici.              

Ad summam: sapiens uno minor est Iove, dives,

Liber, honoratus, pulcher, rex denique reguml

Praecipue sanus, nisi cum pituita molesta est.

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

Now therefore I lay aside both verses, and all other sportive matters; my study and inquiry is after what is true and fitting, and I am wholly engaged in this: I lay up, and collect rules which I may be able hereafter to bring into use. And lest you should perchance ask under what leader, in what house [of philosophy], I enter myself a pupil: addicted to swear implicitly to the ipse-dixits of no particular master, wherever the weather drives me, I am carried a guest. One while I become active, and am plunged in the waves of state affairs, a maintainer and a rigid partisan of strict virtue; then again I relapse insensibly into Aristippus’ maxims, and endeavour to adapt circumstances to myself, not myself to circumstances.

[...]

It is virtue, to fly vice; and the highest wisdom to have lived free from folly. You see with what toil of mind and body you avoid those things which you believe to be the greatest evils, a small fortune and a shameful repulse. An active merchant, you run to the remotest Indies, fleeing poverty through sea, through rocks, through flames. And will you not learn, and hear, and be advised by one who is wiser, that you may no longer regard those things which you foolishly admire and wish for? What little champion of the villages and of the streets would scorn being crowned at the great Olympic games, who had the hopes and happy opportunity of victory without toil? Silver is less valuable than gold, gold than virtue.

“O citizens, citizens, money is to be sought first; virtue after riches:” this the highest Janus from the lowest inculcates; young men and old repeat these maxims, having their bags and account-books hung on the left arm. You have soul, have breeding, have eloquence and honour: yet if six or seven thousand sesterces be wanting to complete your four hundred thousand, you shall be a plebeian. But boys at play cry, “You shall be king, if you will do right.” Let this be a [man’s] brazen wall, to be conscious of no ill, to turn pale with no guilt.

[...]

If I meet you with my hair badly cut by the barber, you laugh [at me]: if I chance to have a ragged shirt under a handsome coat, or if my disproportioned gown fits me ill, you laugh. What [do you do], when my judgment contradicts itself? it despises what it before desired; seeks for that which lately it neglected; is all in a ferment, and is inconsistent in the whole tenor of life; pulls down, builds up, changes square to round. In this case, you think I am mad in the common way, and you do not laugh, nor believe that I stand in need of a physician, or of a guardian assigned by the praetor; though you are the patron of my affairs, and are disgusted at the ill-pared nail of a friend that depends upon you, that reveres you.

In a word, the wise man is inferior to Jupiter alone, is rich, free, honourable, handsome, lastly, king of kings; above all, he is sound, unless when phlegm is troublesome.

 

[John Conington, 1874]

So now I bid my idle songs adieu,

And turn my thoughts to what is right and true;

I search and search, and when I find, I lay

The wisdom up against a rainy day.

But what’s my sect? you ask me; I must be

A member sure of some fraternity:

Why no; I’ve taken no man’s shilling; none

Of all your fathers owns me for his son;

Just where the weather drives me, I invite

Myself to take up quarters for the night.

Now, all alert, I cope with life’s rough main,

A loyal follower in true virtue’s train:

Anon, to Aristippus’ camp I flit,

And say, the world’s for me, not I for it.

[...]

To fly from vice is virtue: to be free

From foolishness is wisdom’s first degree.

Think of some ill you feel a real disgrace,

The loss of money or the loss of place;

To keep yourself from these, how keen the strain!

How dire the sweat of body and of brain!

Through tropic heat, o’er rocks and seas you run

To furthest India, poverty to shun,

Yet scorn the sage who offers you release

From vagrant wishes that disturb your peace.

Take some provincial pugilist, who gains

A paltry cross-way prize for all his pains;

Place on his brow Olympia’s chaplet, earned

Without a struggle, would the gift be spurned?

Gold counts for more than silver, all men hold:

Why doubt that virtue counts for more than gold?

“Seek money first, good friends, and virtue next,”

Each Janus lectures on the well-worn text;

Lads learn it for their lessons; grey-haired men,

Like schoolboys, drawl the sing-song o’er again.

You lack, say, some six thousand of the rate

The law has settled as a knight's estate;

Though soul, tongue, morals, credit, all the while

Are yours, you reckon with the rank and file.

But mark those children at their play; they sing,

“Deal fairly, youngster, and we’ll crown you king.”

Be this your wall of brass, your coat of mail,

A guileless heart, a cheek no crime turns pale.

[...]

If, when we meet, I’m cropped in awkward style

By some uneven barber, then you smile;

You smile, if, as it haps, my gown’s askew,

If my shirt's ragged while my tunic’s new:

How, if my mind's inconsequent, rejects

What late it longed for, what it loathed affects,

Shifts every moment, with itself at strife,

And makes a chaos of an ordered life,

Builds castles up, then pulls them to the ground,

Keeps changing round for square and square for round?

You smile not; ‘tis an every-day affair;

I need no doctor’s, no, nor keeper’s care:

Yet you’re my patron, and would blush to fail

In taking notice of an ill-pared nail.

So, to sum up: the sage is half divine,

Rich, free, great, handsome, king of kings, in fine;

A miracle of health from toe to crown;

Mind, heart, and head, save when his nose runs down.

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

So now I lay aside my verses and all other toys. What is right and seemly is my study and pursuit, and to that am I wholly given. I am putting by and setting in order the stores on which I may some day draw. Do you ask, perchance, who is my chief, in what home I take shelter? I am not bound, over to swear as any master dictates; wherever the storm drives me, I turn in for comfort. Now I become all action, and plunge into the tide of civil life, stern champion and follower of true Virtue; now I slip back stealthily into the rules of Aristippus, and would bend the world to myself, not myself to the world.

[...]

To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of folly is the beginning of wisdom. You see with what anxious thought and peril of life you strive to avoid those ills you deem the greatest, a slender fortune and the shame of failure at the polls. Ardent trader that you are, you rush to the furthest Indies, fleeing poverty through sea, through rocks, through flame: but that you may cease to care for the things which you foolishly admire and crave, will you not learn and listen and trust one wiser than yourself? What wrestler in the village games and at the cross-ways would scorn being crowned at the great Olympic games, who had the hope, who had the surety of victory’s palm without the dust?

Of less worth than gold is silver, than virtue gold. “O citizens, citizens, money you first must seek; virtue after pelf.” This rule the Janus arcade proclaims from top to bottom; this is the lesson the old as well as the young are singing, “with slate and satchel slung over the left arm.” You have sense, you have morals, eloquence and honour, but there are six or seven thousands short of the four hundred; you will be in the crowd. Yet boys at play cry; “You’ll be king, if you do right.” Be this our wall of bronze, to have no guilt at heart, no wrongdoing to turn us pale.

[...]

If, when some uneven barber has cropped my hair, I come your way, you laugh; if haply I have a tattered shirt beneath a new tunic, or if my gown sits badly and askew, you laugh. What, when my judgement is at strife with itself, scorns what it craved, asks again for what it lately cast aside; when it shifts like a tide, and in the whole system of life is out of joint, pulling down, building up, and changing square to round? You think my madness is the usual thing, and neither laugh at me nor deem that I need a physician or a guardian assigned by the court, though you are keeper of my fortunes, and flare up at an ill-pared nail of the friend who hangs upon you and looks to you in all.

To sum up: the wise man is less than Jove alone. He is rich, free, honoured, beautiful, nay a king of kings; above all, sound – save when troubled by the “flu”!

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

So now I am laying aside my verses and other amusements.

My sole concern is the question ‘What is right and proper?’

I’m carefully storing things for use in the days ahead.

In case you wonder whom I follow and where I’m residing,

I don’t feel bound to swear obedience to any master.

Where the storm drives me I put ashore and look for shelter.

Now I’m a man of action and plunge into civic affairs,

doing my highest duty with stern and selfless devotion;

now I slip quietly back to the rules of Aristippus, attempting

to induce things to conform to me, not vice versa.

[...]

Virtue’s first rule is ‘avoid vice’, and wisdom’s

‘get rid of folly’. Think of the mental effort and physical

risk involved in shunning what you regard as the worst

of evils – slender assets and the shame of a lost election.

You never cease – dashing away to India on business,

keeping ahead of poverty through ocean, rock and flame.

Why not trust one wiser than yourself? Listen and learn.

Stop caring for the things your foolishly gaze at and long for.

What wrestler at the village sports and crossroad fairs

would refuse the great Olympic prize if given the prospect,

and indeed the offer, of the palm’s glory without the dust?

Silver is lower than gold in value, gold than goodness.

‘Citizens, citizens, the first thing to acquire is money.

Cash before conscience!’ This is propounded from end to end

of Janus’ arcade, a lesson recited by young and old

(swinging satchel and writing box from the left arm).

Suppose you’ve gifts of mind and character, fluent and loyal,

but are six or seven thousand short of the great four hundred:

you’ll be one of the throng. But the children chant ‘You will be king

if you do the right thing.’ So let this be your wall of brass:

to have nothing on your conscience, nothing to give you a guilty pallor.

[...]

If I’ve had a haircut from a rather uneven barber, you laugh

when you meet me; if a grubby vest is visible under my smart

tunic, or say my toga is askew and sloppily folded,

you laugh. Yet what if my mind is all at odds with itself,

rejects what it asked for, returns to what it has just put down,

ebbs and flows, and disrupts my life’s entire pattern,

demolishing then rebuilding, changing square to round?

You accept my madness as normal. You don’t laugh at all,

nor do you think I need a doctor or a guardian assigned

by the court. And yet you are in charge of all my affairs;

you even become annoyed with the friend who looks to you

for support and protection, if his nails have not been properly trimmed.

In brief, the sensible man is second only to Jove.

He’s free, well thought of, handsome, the very king of kings;

above all, he’s sound – when he hasn’t a blasted cold!

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

So now I lay aside both verses and all other trifles; what is right and fitting, that’s my interest and pursuit, and in this I’m wholly absorbed; I store up and organize material so that I may be able to draw upon it before long. And should you happen to ask who is my leader and whose house offers me shelter, there’s no master I’m bound to swear loyalty to, and wherever the weather drives me is where I seek a roof. Sometimes I become active and take the plunge into civic life, an unwavering guardian and attendant of true virtue; sometimes unconsciously I slip back into the rules of Aristippus and I try to place circumstances under my control, not vice versa.

[...]

The beginning of virtue is the avoidance of vice, and the beginning of wisdom to have got rid of folly. You see how anxiously, how energetically, you seek to avoid those dangers you believe to be most serious, a handful of cash in the bank and ignominious rejection at the polls. Tireless trader that you are, you rush to furthest India, braving sea, rocks, fire to keep poverty at bay: are you not prepared to learn and listen and trust one who is wiser, in order to avoid caring about the things you foolishly admire and crave? What brawler who goes the round of the villages and crossways would turn up his nose at being crowned with an Olympic wreath, if he had the hope or option of winning the much-prized palm without a struggle? Silver is less valuable than gold and gold than virtue.

‘O citizens, citizens, first you must seek money; virtue after cash’; this is the rule proclaimed by Janus from top to bottom, this the instruction that young and old alike chant back, dangling satchels and slate from left arm. You have sense, you have morals, you have eloquence and honesty, but you are a few thousands short of the four hundred; you will prove to be a nonentity. Yet boys at play cry, ‘Play by the rules and you’ll be ruler!’ Let this be our wall of bronze, to have no guilty secrets, no crime to turn us pale.

[...]

If I come your way with my hair cut unevenly by some barber, you laugh; if by chance my brand-new tunic conceals a tattered shirt, or my toga hangs awkwardly and askew, you laugh: how do you take it when my judgement is at odds with itself, disowning what it desired, eager to reclaim what it lately rejected, ebbing and flowing and clashing with the whole system of life, knocking down, building up, and changing square to round? You think my unreasonableness is the usual thing and neither laugh nor believe I need a doctor or a guardian appointed by the praetor, though you are the one who keeps my fortunes safe and gets angry at a badly cut fingernail of the friend who hangs upon and is centred on you.

To sum up, the wise man is inferior to Jupiter alone, being rich, free, honoured, beautiful, in short a king of kings: above all he is sound, unless troubled by a cold.

 

Book I, Epistle 2, lines 35-71

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Posces ante diem librum cum lumine, si non              

Intendes animum studiis et rebus honestis,

Invidia vel amore vigil torquebere. Nam cur

Quae laedunt oculum, festinas demere, siquid

Est animum, differs curandi tempus in annum?

Dimidium facti, qui coepit, habet; sapere aude;              

Incipe. Qui recte vivendi prorogat horam

Rusticus exspectat dum defluat amnis; at ille

Labitur et labetur in omne volubilis aevum.

Quaeritur argentum puerisque beata creandis

Uxor, et incultae pacantur vomere silvae:              

Quod satis est cui contingit nihil amplius optet.

Non domus et fundus, non aeris acervus et auri

Aegroto domini deduxit corpore febres,

Non animo curas. Valeat possessor oportet,

Si comportatis rebus bene cogitat uti.              

Qui cupit aut metuit, iuvat illum sic domus et res

Ut lippum pictae tabulae, fomenta podagram,

Auriculas citharae collecta sorde dolentes.

Sincerum est nisi vas, quodcumque infundis acescit.

Sperne voluptates: nocet empta dolore voluptas.              

Semper avarus eget: certum voto pete finem.

Invidus alterius macrescit rebus opimis:

Invidia Siculi non invenere tyranni

Maius tormentum. Qui non moderabitur irae

Infectum volet esse dolor quod suaserit et mens,              

Dum poenas odio per vim festinat inulto.

Ira furor brevis est; animum rege, qui nisi paret

Imperat; hunc frenis, hunc tu compesce catena.

Fingit equum tenera docilem cervice magister

Ire viam qua monstret eques; venaticus, ex quo              

Tempore cervinam pellem latrauit in aula,

Militat in silvis catulus. Nunc adbibe puro

Pectore verba puer, nunc te melioribus offer.

Quo semel est imbuta recens servabit odorem

Testa diu. Quodsi cessas aut strenuus anteis,              

Nec tardum opperior nec praecedentibus insto.

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

...and unless before day you call for a book with a light, unless you brace your mind with study and honest employments, you will be kept awake and tormented with envy or with love. For why do you hasten to remove things that hurt your eyes, but if anything gnaws your mind, defer the time of curing it from year to year? He has half the deed done, who has made a beginning. Boldly undertake the study of true wisdom: begin it forthwith. He who postpones the hour of living well, like the hind [in the fable], waits till [all the water in] the river be run off: whereas it flows, and will flow, ever rolling on.

Money is sought, and a wife fruitful in bearing children, and wild woodlands are reclaimed by the plough. [To what end all this?] He that has got a competency, let him wish for no more. Not a house and farm, nor a heap of brass and gold, can remove fevers from the body of their sick master, or cares from his mind. The possessor must be well, if he thinks of enjoying the things which he has accumulated. To him that is a slave to desire or to fear, house and estate do just as much good as paintings to a sore-eyed person, fomentations to the gout, music to ears afflicted with collected matter. Unless the vessel be sweet, whatever you pour into it turns sour. Despise pleasures: pleasure bought with pain is hurtful. The covetous man is ever in want: set a certain limit to your wishes. The envious person wastes at the thriving condition of another: Sicilian tyrants never in-vented a greater torment than envy. He who will not curb his passion, will wish that undone which his grief and resentment suggested, while he violently plies his revenge with unsated rancour. Rage is a short madness. Rule your passion, which commands, if it do not obey; do you restrain it with a bridle, and with fetters. The groom forms the docile horse, while his neck is yet tender, to go the way which his rider directs him: the young hound, from the time that he barked at the deer's skin in the hall, campaigns it in the woods. Now, while you are young, with an untainted mind imbibe instruction: now apply yourself to the best [masters of morality]. A cask will long preserve the flavour, with which when new it was once impregnated. But if you lag behind, or vigorously push on before, I neither wait for the loiterer, nor strive to overtake those that precede me.

 

[John Conington, 1874]

Unless you light your lamp ere dawn and read

Some wholesome book that high resolves may breed,

You’ll find your sleep go from you, and will toss

Upon your pillow, envious, lovesick, cross.

You lose no time in taking out a fly,

Or straw, it may be, that torments your eye;

Why, when a thing devours your mind, adjourn

Till this day year all thought of the concern?

Come now, have courage to be wise: begin:

You’re halfway over when you once plunge in:

He who puts off the time for mending, stands

A clodpoll by the stream with folded hands,

Waiting till all the water be gone past;

But it runs on, and will, while time shall last.

“Aye, but I must have money, and a bride

To bear me children, rich and well allied:

Those uncleared lands want tilling.” Having got

What will suffice you, seek no happier lot.

Not house or grounds, not heaps of brass or gold

Will rid the frame of fever’s heat and cold.

Or cleanse the heart of care. He needs good health,

Body and mind, who would enjoy his wealth:

Who fears or hankers, land and country-seat

Soothe just as much as tickling gouty feet,

As pictures charm an eye inflamed and blear,

As music gratifies an ulcered ear.

Unless the vessel whence we drink is pure,

Whate'er is poured therein turns foul, be sure.

Make light of pleasure: pleasure bought with pain

Yields little profit, but much more of bane.

The miser's always needy: draw a line

Within whose bound your wishes to confine.

His neighbour’s fatness makes the envious lean:

No tyrant e’er devised a pang so keen.

Who governs not his wrath will wish undone

The deeds he did “when the rash mood was on.”

Wrath is a short-lived madness: curb and bit

Your mind: ‘twill rule you, if you rule not it

While the colt’s mouth is soft, the trainer's skill

Moulds it to follow at the rider’s will.

Soon as the whelp can bay the deer’s stuffed skin,

He takes the woods, and swells the hunters’ din.

Now, while your system’s plastic, ope each pore;

Now seek wise friends, and drink in all their lore:

The smell that’s first imparted will adhere

To seasoned jars through many an after year.

But if you lag behind or head me far,

Don’t think I mean to mend my pace, or mar;

In my own jog-trot fashion on I go,

Not vying with the swift, not waiting for the slow.

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

...so, if you don’t call for a book and a light before daybreak, if you don’t devote your mind to honourable studies and pursuits, envy or passion will keep you awake in torment. Why indeed are you in a hurry to remove things which hurt the eye, while if aught is eating into your soul, you put off the time for cure till next year? Well begun is half done; dare to be wise; begin! He who puts off the hour of right living is like the bumpkin waiting for the river to run out: yet on it glides, and on it will glide, rolling its flood forever.

We seek money and a rich wife to bear us children; the wild woods, too, are tamed by our plough: but he, to whose lot sufficient falls, should covet nothing more. No house or land, no pile of bronze or gold, has ever freed the owner’s sick body of fevers, or his sick mind of cares. The possessor must be sound in health, if he thinks of enjoying the stores he has gathered. To one with fears or cravings, house and fortune give as much pleasure as painted panels to sore eyes, warm wraps to the gout, or citherns to ears that suffer from secreted matter. Unless the vessel is clean, whatever you pour in turns sour.

Scorn pleasures; pleasure bought with pain is harmful. The covetous is ever in want: aim at a fixed limit for your desires. The envious man grows lean when his neighbour waxes fat; than envy Sicilian tyrants invented no worse torture. He who curbs not his anger will wish that undone which vexation and wrath prompted, as he made haste with violence to gratify his unsated hatred. Anger is short-lived madness. Rule your passion, for unless it obeys, it gives commands. Check it with bridle – check it, I pray you, with chains.

While the colt has a tender neck and is able to learn, the groom trains him to go the way his rider directs. The hound that is to hunt does service in the woods from the time that it first barked at a deer-skin in the yard. Now, while still a boy, drink in my words with clean heart, now trust yourself to your betters. The jar will long keep the fragrance of what it was once steeped in when new. But if you lag behind, or with vigour push on ahead, I neither wait for the slow nor press after those who hurry on before.

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

Send for a book and a lamp before daylight, and focus

your mind on noble aims and pursuits, or else when you wake

you’ll be racked by desire or envy. Why so quick to remove

a speck of dirt from your eye? And yet, if anything eats at

your soul, you say: ‘Time enough to attend to it next year.’

Well begun is half done. Dare to be wise.

Start now. The man who postpones the hour of reform

is the yokel who waits for the river to pass; but it continues

and will continue gliding and rolling for ever and ever.

I know, you need money and a wealthy wife who will bear you

children; the wild scrub is being subdued by the plough.

But when one’s blest with enough, one shouldn’t long for more.

Possessing a house or farm or a pile of bronze and gold

has never been known to expel a fever from an invalid’s body

or a worry from his mind. Unless the owner has sound health

he cannot hope to enjoy the goods he has brought together.

A man with fear or desire has as much pleasure from his house

and possessions as sore eyes from a picture, gouty feet

from muffs, or ears from a lyre when aching with lumps of dirt.

When a jar is unclean, whatever you fill it with soon goes sour.

Despise pleasure: when the price is pain, pleasure is harmful.

The greedy are never content; fix an end to your longings.

Envious people waste away when their neighbours thrive.

Envy is just as painful as any torture invented

by the tyrants of Sicily. The main who fails to control his rage

is sure to regret what his wounded feelings caused him to do

when he took hasty and violent revenge to ease his resentment.

Rage is a burst of madness. Restrain your temper: unless it

obeys           it will rule you. Keep it in check with bridle and chain.

A colt with his tender neck is pliable; hence the trainer

shapes him to go where the rider wants. The hound begins

to hunt in the woods once it has barked at a stag’s hide

in the yard. So now, when you’re still a boy and your heart’s untainted,

attach yourself to your betters and absorb their words and wisdom.

A jar retains for years the smell with which it was tinged

when new. But mind, don’t dawdle or press keenly ahead.

I never wait for the slow-coach or try to catch the leaders!

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

...and if you don’t call for a book and lamp before daylight, if you don’t direct your attention to honourable studies and pursuits, envy or love will keep you awake in torment. For why is it you are in a hurry to remove things that hurt the eye but, if anything eats into your soul, you put off the time for effecting a cure for a year? A task begun is half done: dare to be wise: begin! The man who postpones the hour for right living is like the countryman waiting for the river to stop flowing: but on it glides and shall glide, rolling its waters for all time.

We are on the lookout for money and for a rich wife to bear us children, and wild woodland is brought into subjection by the plough. But the man whose lot it is to have what is sufficient should pray for nothing more. No house or estate, no pile of bronze or gold has ever relieved the sick body of an owner of its fevers, or his mind of its worries. The possessor must have good health if he means to enjoy the stores he has gathered. If a man is subject to fears and cravings, he gets as much pleasure from his house and fortune as a man with eye-trouble does from paintings, or that a gout-sufferer from foot-warmers, or someone whose ears are painfully blocked gets from the playing of the lyre. Unless the receptacle is clean, whatever you pour into it turns sour.

Scorn pleasures: pleasure does harm when the cost is pain. The greedy man is always in need: look for a fixed limit in your heart. The envious man grows thin when his neighbour’s fortunes grow fat: Sicily’s tyrants never thought up a torture greater than envy. The man who will not check his anger will wish undone what his indignant mood prompted, when he was quick to seek retribution by force for his unappeased hatred. Anger is short-lived madness: rule your passion, for if it does not obey you, it gives you commands; restrain it with a bridle, restrain it, I tell you, with chains.

A horse of pliant neck is guided by its trainer, and readily learns to go the way its rider indicates; the young hound marked out for hunting does service in the woods from the time it first barked at a stag’s hide in the yard. Now, while still in your youth, drink in my words with a clean heart, now trust yourself to your betters. The wine-jar will long keep the fragrance of what tinged it for the first time. But whether you lag behind or vigorously press ahead, I neither wait for the slowcoach nor tread on the pace-setter’s heels.  

 

Book I, Epistle 16, lines 30-69

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Cum pateris sapiens emendatusque vocari,             

Respondesne tuo, dic sodes, nomine? ‘Nempe

Vir bonus et prudens dici delector ego ac tu.’

Qui dedit hoc hodie cras, si volet, auferet, ut si

Detulerit fasces indigno, detrahet idem.

‘Pone, meum est:’ inquit. Pono tristisque recedo.              

Idem si clamet furem, neget esse pudicum,

Contendat laqueo collum pressisse paternum,

Mordear opprobriis falsis mutemque colores?

Falsus honor iuuat et mendax infamia terret

Quem nisi mendosum et medicandum? Vir bonus est quis?              

‘Qui consulta patrum, qui leges iuraque servat,

Quo multae magnaeque secantur iudice lites,

Quo res sponsore et quo causae teste tenentur.’

Sed videt hunc omnis domus et vicinia tota

Introrsum turpem, speciosum pelle decora.              

‘Nec furtum feci nec fugi,’ si mihi dicat

Servus, ‘Habes pretium, loris non ureris’, aio.

‘Non hominem occidi.’ ‘Non pasces in cruce corvos.’

‘Sum bonus et frugi.’ Renuit negitatque Sabellus:

Cautus enim metuit foveam lupus accipiterque              

Suspectos laqueos et opertum miluus hamum.

Oderunt peccare boni virtutis amore;

Tu nihil admittes in te formidine poenae:

Sit spes fallendi, miscebis sacra profanis.

Nam de mille fabae modiis cum subripis unum,               

Damnum est, non facinus mihi pacto lenius isto.

Vir bonus, omne forum quem spectat et omne tribunal,

Quandocunque deos vel porco vel bove placat,,

Iane pater! clare, clare cum dixit, Apollo!

Labra movet metuens audiri: ‘Pulchra Laverna,         

Da mihi fallere, da iusto sanctoque videri,

Noctem peccatis et fraudibus obice nubem.’

Qui melior servo, qui liberior sit avarus,

In triviis fixum cum se demittit ob assem,

Non video; nam qui cupiet metuet quoque; porro,              

Qui metuens uiuet, liber mihi non erit unquam.

Perdidit arma, locum virtutis deseruit, qui

Semper in augenda festinat et obruitur re.

Vendere cum possis captivum occidere noli;

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

...when you suffer yourself to be termed a philosopher, and one of a refined life; say, pr’ythee, would you answer [to these appellations] in your own name? To be sure I like to be called a wise and good man, as well as you. He who gave this character to-day, if he will, can take it away to-morrow: as the same people, if they have conferred the consulship on an unworthy person, may take it away from him: “Resign; it is ours,” they cry: I do resign it accordingly, and chagrined withdraw. Thus if they should call me rogue, deny me to be temperate, assert that I had strangled my own father with a halter; shall I be stung, and change colour at these false reproaches? Whom does false honour delight, or lying calumny terrify, except the vicious and sickly-minded? Who then is a good man? He who observes the decrees of the senate, the laws and rules of justice; by whose arbitration many and important disputes are decided; by whose surety private property, and by whose testimony causes are safe. Yet [perhaps] his own family and all the neighbourhood observe this man, specious in a fair outside, [to be] polluted within. If a slave should say to me, “I have not committed a robbery, nor run away: “You have your reward; you are not galled with the lash,” I reply. “I have not killed any man: “You shall not [therefore] feed the carrion crows on the cross.” I am a good man, and thrifty: your Sabine friend denies, and contradicts the fact. For the wary wolf dreads the pitfall, and the hawk the suspected snares, and the kite the concealed hook. The good, [on the contrary,] hate to sin from the love of virtue; you will commit no crime merely for the fear of punishment. Let there be a prospect of escaping, you will confound sacred and profane things together. For, when from a thousand bushels of beans you filch one, the loss in that case to me is less, but not your villainy. The honest man, whom every forum and every court of justice looks upon with reverence, whenever he makes an atonement to the gods with a swine or an ox; after he has pronounced in a clear distinguishable voice, “O father Janus, O Apollo;” moves his lips as one afraid of being heard; “O fair Laverna, put it in my power to deceive; grant me the appearance of a just and upright man: throw a cloud of night over my frauds.” I do not see how a covetous man can be better, how more free than a slave, when he stoops down for the sake of a penny, stuck in the road. For he who will be covetous, will also be anxious: but he that lives in a state of anxiety, will never in my estimation be free. He who is always in a hurry, and immersed in the study of augmenting his fortune, has lost the arms, and deserted the post of virtue. Do not kill your captive, if you can sell him...

 

[John Conington, 1874]

Yet should the town pronounce you wise and good,

You’d take it to yourself, you know you would.

“Take it? of course I take it,” you reply;

“You love the praise yourself, then why not I?”

Aye, but the town, that gives you praise to-day,

Next week can snatch it, if it please, away,

As in elections it can mend mistakes,

And whom it makes one year, the next unmakes.

“Lay down the fasces,” it exclaims; “they’re mine:”

I lay them down, and sullenly resign.

Well now, if “Thief” and “Profligate” they roar,

Or lay my father’s murder at my door,

Am I to let their lying scandals bite

And change my honest cheeks from red to white?

Trust me, false praise has charms, false blame has pains

But for vain hearts, long ears, and addled brains.

Whom call we good? The man who keeps intact

Each law, each right, each statute and each act,

Whose arbitration terminates dispute,

Whose word’s a bond, whose witness ends a suit.

Yet his whole house and all the neighbours know

He’s bad at heart, despite his decent show.

“I,” says a slave, “ne’er ran away nor stole:”

Well, what of that? say I: your skin is whole.

“I’ve shed no blood.” You shall not feed the crow.

“I’m good and true.” We Sabine folks say No:

The wolf avoids the pit, the hawk the snare,

And hidden hooks teach fishes to beware.

‘Tis love of right that keeps the good from wrong;

You do no harm because you fear the thong;

Could you be sure that no one would detect,

E’en sacrilege might tempt you, I suspect.

Steal but one bean, although the loss be small,

The crime’s as great as if you stole them all.

See your good man, who oft as he appears

In court commands all judgments and all ears;

Observe him now, when to the gods he pays

His ox or swine, and listen what he says:

“Great Janus, Phœbus” – this he speaks aloud;

The rest is muttered all and unavowed –

“Divine Laverna, grant me safe disguise;

Let me seem just and upright in men’s eyes;

Shed night upon my crimes, a glamour o’er my lies.”

Say, what’s a miser but a slave complete

When he’d pick up a penny in the street?

Fearing’s a part of coveting, and he

Who lives in fear is no freeman for me.

The wretch whose thoughts by gain are all engrossed

Has flung away his sword, betrayed his post.

Don’t kill your captive: keep him: he will sell;

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

When you suffer yourself to be called wise and flawless, do you answer, pray tell me, in your own name? “To be sure, I like to be called a good man and wise, even as you do.” But they who gave you this title to-day will, if they so please, take it away to-morrow; even as, if they bestow the lictor’s rods on one unworthy, they will likewise wrest them from him. “Put that down, ’tis ours,” they say. I do so, and sadly withdraw. If the same people were to cry after me “Thief!”, call me “Profligate,” insist that I strangled my father, ought I to be stung by such lying charges, and change colour? Whom does false honour delight, whom does lying calumny affright, save the man who is full of flaws and needs the doctor?

Who is the “good man”? “He who observes the Senate’s decrees, the statutes and laws; whose judgement settles many grave suits; whose surety means safety for property; whose testimony wins suits at law.” Yet this very man all his household and all his neighbours see to be foul within, though fair without, under his comely skin. If a slave were to say to me, “I never stole or ran away”: my reply would be, “You have your reward; you are not flogged.” “I never killed anyone.” “You’ll hang on no cross to feed crows.” “I am good and honest.” Our Sabine friend shakes his head and says, “No, no!” For the wolf is wary and dreads the pit, the hawk the suspected snare, the pike the covered hook. The good hate vice because they love virtue; youc will commit no crime because you dread punishment. Suppose there’s a hope of escaping detection; you will make no difference between sacred and profane. For when from a thousand bushels of beans you steal one, my loss in that case is less, but not your sin. This “good man,” for forum and tribunal the cynosure of every eye, whenever with swine or ox he makes atonement to the gods, cries with loud voice “Father Janus,” with loud voice “Apollo,” then moves his lips, fearing to be heard: “Fair Laverna, grant me to escape detection; grant me to pass as just and upright, shroud my sins in night, my lies in clouds!”

How the miser is better than a slave, or is more free, when he stoops at the cross-roads to pick up the copper fastened there, I do not see: for he who covets will also have fears; further, he who lives in fear, will never, to my mind, be free. A man has lost his weapons, has quitted his post with Virtue, who is ever busied and lost in making money. When you can sell a captive, don’t kill him: he will make a useful slave.

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

When you allow yourself to be called ‘wise and faultless’,

do tell me, is the name you acknowledge really yours?

‘Well, I enjoy being called “good” and “wise”, as you do.’

What the public gave today it can take, if it likes, tomorrow;

it tears the badge of office from one who has proved a failure.

‘Drop it, it’s mine.’ I drop it, and walk sadly away.

If the public came after me, shouting “Thief!” and “Lecher!”,

and alleged I had strangled my own father with a knotted cord,

should I be hurt by such false charges, and change colour?

False honour delights, and lying slander dismays,

no one, unless he’s flawed and infirm. So who is the good man?

‘He who abides by the senate’s decrees and the laws and statutes;

who as an arbiter settles many important cases,

as a sponsor ensures payment, as a witness victory in court.’

But his own household and his neighbours, one and all, can see

he’s rotten inside, and owes his appeal to a handsome skin..

‘I haven’t stolen or run away’ – if one of my slaves

said that, I’d answer: ‘As a reward you’re not being flogged.’

‘I haven’t committed murder.’ ‘You won’t feed crows on a cross.’

‘I’m sound and honest.’ The Sabine shakes his head in dissent.

The wary wolf is afraid of the pit, the hawk of the snare,

which it rightly treats with suspicion, and the pike of the hidden hook.

The truly good eschew sin from a love of virtue.

You refrain from crime, because you’re afraid of punishment.

If you thought no one would notice, you’d rob the gods themselves.

When, from a thousand bushels, you steal a single bean,

the loss is slighter on that account, but not the crime.

Your good man, who commands the respect of the bench and board,

when he offers a pig or an ox appease the wrath of the gods,

utters aloud ‘Father Janus’ or ‘Apollo’, and then

mutters in a furtive, inaudible whisper ‘Lovely Laverna

grant I may cheat, and be thought a fine and holy man;

cover my sins in darkness and in clouds my acts of deception.’

I fail to see in what respect a miser is better

or freer than a slave, when he stoops at a cross for the sake of a coin

stuck in the ground. For desire entails fear, and to me

the man who is subject to fear will never attain freedom.

When a person rushes about, engrossed in making money,

he throws away his weapons and deserts the post of Virtue.

If you take him prisoner, don’t kill him – you’ll get something for him.       

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

...in allowing yourself to be called wise and free from vice, aren’t you replying, do tell me, with your own name? ‘Well, of course I enjoy being called a good and wise man as much as you do.’ But those who gave you this title today will, if they want, they take it away tomorrow, just as, if they confer the fasces on someone unworthy, they will snatch them away from the very same man. ‘Lay them down, they’re ours,’ they say: I lay them down and sadly withdraw. If the selfsame people should shout after me, ‘Thief!’ and call me a pervert, or allege that I had strangled my father, am I to be upset by their lying accusations and change colour? Who takes pleasure in false honour or is alarmed by slanderous ill-repute except a man who is full of flaws or in need of a doctor?

Who is the good man? ‘He who observes the decrees of the senate, the laws and privileges, whose verdict resolves many weighty legal disputes, whose surety ensures that property is retained, whose testimony that cases are won.’ But this man is seen by everyone under his roof and all his neighbours to be ugly inside, though a creature fair to the eye with his attractive hide. Should a slave say to me, ‘I am no thief or runaway’, my reply would be, ‘You have your reward, you escape a flogging.’ ‘I haven’t killed a person.’ ‘You won’t feed the crows on a cross.’ ‘I’m honest and serve you well.’ His Sabine owner throws back his head and says, ‘No, no!’ For the wary wolf fears the pitfall, the hawk the suspected snare, and the pike the hidden hook. Good men are loath to do wrong because they love virtue: you won’t be likely to commit a crime because you fear punishment: let there be any hope of escaping detection and you’ll make no difference between holy and unholy. For when you steal one bushel of beans from a thousand, it’s the loss, in my eyes, not the crime that’s more tolerable on that account.

The ‘good man’, who attracts the eyes of all the forum and every public platform, whenever he seeks to appease the gods, be it with a pig or an ox, cries out in a loud voice ‘Father Jupiter!’, in a loud voice ‘Apollo!’, but moves his lips, fearing to be heard: ‘Fair Laverna, grant that I escape detection, grant that I appear to be just and upright, veil my sins in darkness, my deceptions in clouds.’

In what respect the miser is better or more free than a slave when he stoops to pick up a coin fixed to the pavement at crossroads, I do not see; for the one who harbours desires will also harbour fears; besides, the man who lives in fear will never be free in my eyes. A man loses his weapons and quits the post of bravery if he never ceases to rush around and is overwhelmed in making his money greater. Since you can sell a prisoner of war, don’t kill him; he will make a useful slave...

 

Book I, Epistle 18, lines 3-20

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Ut matrona meretrici dispar erit atque

Discolor, infido scurrae distabit amicus.

Est huic diversum vitio vitium prope maius,              

Asperitas agrestis et inconcinna gravisque,

Quae se commendat tonsa cute, dentibus atris,

Dum volt libertas dici mera veraque virtus.

Virtus est medium vitiorum et utrimque reductum.

Alter in obsequium plus aequo pronus et imi              

Derisor lecti sic nutum divsitis horret,

Sic iterat voces et verba cadentia tollit,

Ut puerum saevo credas dictata magistro

Reddere uel partis mimum tractare secundas;

Alter rixatur de lana saepe caprina,              

Propugnat nugis armatus: ‘Scilicet, ut non

Sit mihi prima fides et, vere quod placet, ut non

Acriter elatrem? Pretium aetas altera sordet.’

Ambigitur quid enim? Castor sciat an Dolichos plus;

Brundisium Minuci melius via ducat an Appi.              

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

As a matron is unlike and of a different aspect from a strumpet, so will a true friend differ from the toadeater. There is an opposite vice to this, rather the greater[of the two]; a clownish, inelegant, and disagreeable bluntness, which would recommend itself by an unshaven face and black teeth; while it desires to be termed pure freedom and true sincerity. Virtue is the medium of the two vices; and equally remote from either. The one is over-prone to complaisance, and a jester of the lowest couch, he so reverences the rich man's nod, so repeats his speeches, and catches up his falling words; that you would take him for a school-boy saying his lesson to a rigid master, or a player acting an underpart: another often wrangles about a goat's hair, and armed engages for any trifle: “That I, truly, should not have the first credit; and that I should not boldly speak aloud, what is my real sentiment [upon such terms,] another life would be of no value.” But what is the subject of this controversy? Why, whether [the gladiator] Castor or Dolichos be the cleverer fellow; whether the Minucian, or the Appian, be the better road to Brundusium?

 

[John Conington, 1874]

‘Twixt parasite and friend a gulf is placed,

Wide as between the wanton and the chaste;

Yet think not flattery friendship’s only curse:

A different vice there is, perhaps a worse,

A brutal boorishness, which fain would win

Regard by unbrushed teeth and close-shorn skin,

Yet all the while is anxious to be thought

Pure independence, acting as it ought.

Between these faults ‘tis Virtue’s place to stand,

At distance from the extreme on either hand.

The flatterer by profession, whom you see

At every feast among the lowest three,

Hangs on his patron’s looks, takes up each word

Which, dropped by chance, might else expire unheard,

Like schoolboys echoing what their masters say

In sing-song drawl, or Gnatho in the play:

While your blunt fellow battles for a straw,

As though he’d knock you down or take the law:

“How now, good sir? you mean my word to doubt?

When I once think a thing, I mayn’t speak out?

Though living on your terms were living twice,

Instead of once, 'twere dear at such a price.”

And what’s the question that brings on these fits?—

Does Dolichos or Castor make more hits?

Or, starting for Brundisium, will it pay

To take the Appian or Minucian way?

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

As matron and mistress will differ in temper and tone, so will the friend be distinct from the faithless parasite. There is a vice the opposite of this – perhaps a greater one – a clownish rudeness, awkward and offensive, which commends itself by scraped skin and black teeth, while fain to pass for simple candour and pure virtue. Virtue is a mean between vices, remote from both extremes. The one man, over-prone to servility, a jester of the lowest couch, so reveres the rich man’s nod, so echoes his speeches, and picks up his words as they fall, that you would think a schoolboy was repeating his lessons to a stern master or a mime-player acting a second part. The other man wrangles often about goat’s wool, and donning his armour fights for trifles: “To think, forsooth, that I should not find credence first, or that I should not blurt out strongly what I really think! A second life were poor at such a price.” Why, what’s the question in dispute? Whether Castor or Dolichosa has more skill; which is the better road to Brundisium, that of Minucius or that of Appius!

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

As a lady differs from a whore in appearance as well as in character;

so one can always tell a friend from bogus sponger.

There is also an opposite vice to this, and almost worse:

namely a boorish rudeness, out of place and abrasive,

which affects a close-cropped style of hair and discoloured teeth

in the hope of passing for absolute candour and genuine virtue.

Virtue is a mean between vices, distant from both extremes.

The first is a clown, over-inclined to servility; sitting

beside the host, he anxiously watches the rich man’s nod,

echoes his words, and prevents the pearls from falling unheeded.

He’s like a schoolboy repeating his lesson, phrase by phrase,

to a brutal teacher, or a mime acting the second part.

The other often wrangles on how to define a tomato.

He dons his armour to fight about non-issues: ‘Imagine!

Not to receive instant credence! Not to yell out

what I really think! A second life would be poor compensation.’

And what is the question? ‘Is Castor or Smart the cleverer fighter?’

‘Is the Appian or the Minucian the better road to Brindisi?’   

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

As a married woman will differ from a prostitute and have a different way of life, so a friend will be distinct from an untrustworthy hanger-on. The vice that is the opposite to this one is almost greater, a boorish moroseness, jarring and offensive, that seeks to recommend itself with hair clipped to the skin and black teeth, while wishing to pass for undiluted candour and true virtue. Virtue is a mean between vices, remote from both extremes. The one man inclines more than is appropriate towards compliance, and, a mocker on the lowest couch, so reveres the rich man’s nod, so repeats his words and picks up his remarks as they fall unnoticed, that you’d believe it was a schoolboy repeating the lessons dictated by a severe teacher, or someone performing the second part of a mime. The other comes to blows often over goat’s wool, and fights his corner armed with trifles: ‘To think, if you please, that I shouldn’t be believed before anyone else, that I shouldn’t bark out fiercely what I really think! A second life isn’t reward enough.’ Well, what’s the point at issue? Whether Castor or Dolichos has more skill; whether the Minucian or the Appian Way is the better road to Brundisium.

 

Book II, Epistle 1, lines 18-33, 90-133

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Sed tuus hic populus, sapiens et iustus in uno

Te nostris ducibus, te Grais anteferendo

Cetera nequaquam simili ratione modoque              

Aestimat, et nisi quae terris semota suisque

Temporibus defuncta videt, fastidit et odit;

Sic fautor veterum, ut tabulas peccare vetantis

Quas bis quinque viri sanxerunt, foedera regum

Vel Gabiis vel cum rigidis aequata Sabinis,              

Pontificum libros, annosa volumina vatum

Dictitet Albano Musas in monte locutas.

Si, quia Graiorum sunt antiquissima quaeque

Scripta vel optima, Romani pensantur eadem

Scriptores trutina, non est quod multa loquamur:               

Nihil intra est oleam, nil extra est in nuce duri;

Venimus ad summum fortunae; pingimus atque

Psallimus et luctamur Achivis doctius unctis.

[...]

Quod si tam Graecis novitas invisa fuisset              

Quam nobis, quid nunc esset vetus? aut quid haberet

Quod legeret tereretque uiritim publicus usus?

Ut primum positis nugari Graecia bellis

Coepit et in vitium fortuna labier aequa,

Nunc athletarum studiis, nunc arsit equorum,              

Marmoris aut eboris fabros aut aeris amavit,

Suspendit picta voltum mentemque tabella,

Nunc tibicinibus, nunc est gavisa tragoedis;

Sub nutrice puella velut si luderet infans,

Quod cupide petiit mature plena reliquit.              

Quid placet aut odio est, quod non mutabile credas?

Hoc paces habuere bonae ventique secundi.

Romae dulce diu fuit et sollemne reclusa

Mane domo vigilare, clienti promere iura,

Cautos nominibus rectis expendere nummos,              

Maiores audire, minori dicere, per quae

Crescere res posset, minui damnosa libido.

Mutavit mentem populus levis et calet uno

Scribendi studio; pueri patresque severi

Fronde comas vincti cenant et carmina dictant.              

Ipse ego, qui nullos me adfirmo scribere versus

Invenior Parthis mendacior, et prius orto

Sole vigil calamum et chartas et scrinia posco.

Navem agere ignarus navis timet; habrotonum aegro

Non audet nisi qui didicit dare; quod medicorum est              

Promittunt medici; tractant fabrilia fabri:

Scribimus indocti doctique poemata passim.

Hic error tamen et levis haec insania quantas

Virtutes habeat sic collige: vatis avarus

Non temere est animus; versus amat, hoc studet unum;              

Detrimenta, fugas servorum, incendia ridet;

Non fraudem socio puerove incogitat ullam

Pupillo; vivit siliquis et pane secundo;

Militiae quamquam piger et malus, utilis urbi,

Si das hoc, parvis quoque rebus magna iuvari.              

Os tenerum pueri balbumque poeta figurat,

Torquet ab obscenis iam nunc sermonibus aurem,

Mox etiam pectus praeceptis format amicis,

Asperitatis et invidiae corrector et irae;

Recte facta refert, orientia tempora notis              

Instruit exemplis, inopem solatur et aegrum.

Castis cum pueris ignara puella mariti

Disceret unde preces, vatem ni Musa dedisset?

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

But this your people, wise and just in one point, (for preferring you to our own, you to the Grecian heroes), by no means estimate other things with like proportion and measure: and disdain and detest everything, but what they see removed from earth and already gone by; such favourers are they of antiquity, as to assert that the Muses [themselves] upon Mount Alba dictated the twelve tables, forbidding to transgress, which the decemviri ratified; the leagues of our kings concluded with the Gabii, or the rigid Sabines; the records of the pontifices, and the ancient volumes of the augurs. If, because the most ancient writings of the Greeks are also the best, Roman authors are to be weighed in the same scale, there is no need we should say much: there is nothing hard in the inside of an olive, nothing [hard] in the outside of a nut. We are arrived at the highest pitch of success [in arts]: we paint, and sing, and wrestle more skilfully than the anointed Greeks.

[...]

Whereas if novelty had been detested by the Greeks as much as by us, what at this time would there have been ancient ? Or what would there have been for common use to read, and thumb common to every body? When first Greece, her wars being over, began to trifle, and through prosperity to glide into folly; she glowed with the love one while of wrestlers, another while of horses; was fond of artificers in marble, or in ivory, or in brass; hung her looks and attention upon a picture; was delighted now with musicians, now with tragedians; as if an infant girl, she sported under the nurse; soon cloyed, she abandoned what [before] she earnestly desired. What is there that pleases, or is odious, which you may not think mutable? This effect had happy times of peace, and favourable gales [of fortune].

At Rome it was long pleasing and customary to be up early with open doors, to expound the laws to clients; to lay out money cautiously upon good securities; to hear the elder, and to tell the younger by what means their fortunes might increase, and pernicious luxury be diminished. The inconstant people have changed their mind, and glow with a universal ardour for learning: young men and grave fathers sup crowned with leaves, and dictate poetry. I myself, who affirm that I write no verses, am found more false than the Parthians: and, awake before the sun is risen, I call for my pen and papers and desk. He that is ignorant of a ship, is afraid to work a ship; none but he who has learned, dares administer [even] southernwood to the sick; physicians undertake what belongs to physicians; mechanics handle tools; but we, unlearned and learned, promiscuously write poems.

Yet how great advantages this error and this slight madness has, thus compute: the poet’s mind is not easily covetous; fond of verses, he studies this alone; he laughs at losses, flights of slaves, fires; he contrives no fraud against his partner, or his young ward; he lives on husks, and brown bread; though dastardly and unfit for war, he is useful at home, if you allow this, that great things may derive assistance from small ones. The poet fashions the child’s tender and lisping mouth, and turns his ear even at this time from obscene language; afterwards also he forms his heart with friendly precepts, the corrector of his rudeness and envy and passion; he records virtuous actions, he instructs the rising age with approved examples, he comforts the indigent and the sick. Whence should the virgin, stranger to a husband, with the chaste boys, learn the solemn prayer, had not the muse given a poet?

 

[John Conington, 1874]

But this wise nation, which for once thinks true,

That nought in Greece or here can rival you,

To all things else a different test applies,

And looks on living worth with jaundiced eyes:

While, as for ancient models, take the code

Which to the ten wise men our fathers owed,

The treaties made ‘twixt Gabii’s kings and Home’s,

The pontiffs’ books, the bards’ forgotten tomes,

They’ll swear the Muses framed them every one

In close divan on Alba’s Helicon.

But what's the argument? the bards of Greece

And those of Rome must needs be of a piece;

As there the oldest hold the foremost place,

So here, ‘twould seem, the same will be the case.

Is this their reasoning? they may prove as well

An olive has no stone, a nut no shell.

Soon, flattered by such dexterous logic, we

Shall think we’ve gained the summit of the tree;

In art, in song our rivals we outdo,

And, spite of all their oil, in wrestling too.

[...]

Had Greece but been as carping and as cold

To new productions, what would now be old?

What standard works would there have been, to come

Beneath the public eye, the public thumb?

When, having done with fighting, Greece began

To care for trifles that refine the man,

And, borne aloft on Fortune’s full flood-tide,

Went drifting on to luxury and pride,

Of athletes and of steeds by turns she raved,

Loved ivory, bronze, and marble deftly graved

Hung raptured on a painting, mind and eye,

Now leant to music, now to tragedy,

Like a young child that hankers for a toy,

Then throws it down when it begins to cloy.

With change of fortune nations change their minds:

So much for happy peace and prosperous winds.

At Rome erewhile men rose by day-break, saw

Their clients at their homes, laid down the law,

Put money at good interest out to loan

Secured by names responsible and known,

Explained to younger folk, or learned from old,

How wealth might be increased, expense controlled.

Now our good town has taken a new fit:

Each man you meet by poetry is bit;

Pert boys, prim fathers dine in, wreaths of bay,

And ‘twixt the courses warble out their lay.

E’en I, who vow I never write a verse,

Am found as false as Parthia, maybe worse;

Before the dawn I rouse myself, and call

For pens and parchment, writing-desk and all.

None dares be pilot who ne'er steered a craft;

No untrained nurse administers a draught;

None but skilled workmen handle workmen's tools:

But verses all men scribble, wise or fools.

And yet this scribbling is a harmless craze,

And boasts in fact some few redeeming traits.

Avarice will scarce find lodging in a heart

Whose every thought is centred on its art;

He lays no subtle schemes, your dreamy bard,

To circumvent his partner or his ward;

Content with pulse and bread of ration corn,

Fires, losses, runaways he laughs to scorn;

Useless in camp, at home he serves the state,

That is, if small can minister to great.

His lessons form the child’s young lips, and wean

The boyish ear from words and tales unclean;

As years roll on, he moulds the ripening mind,

And makes it just and generous, sweet and kind;

He tells of worthy precedents, displays

The example of the past to after days,

Consoles affliction, and disease allays.

Had Rome no poets, who would teach the train

Of maids and spotless youths their ritual strain?

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

Yet this people of yours, so wise and just in one respect, in ranking you above our own, above Greek leaders, judges all other things by a wholly different rule and method, and scorns and detests all save what it sees has passed from earth and lived its days. So strong is its bias toward things ancient, that the Tables forbidding transgression, which the ten men enacted, treaties in which our kings made equal terms with Gabii or the sturdy Sabines, the Pontiffs’ records, the mouldy scrolls of seers – these, it tells us over and over, were spoken by the Muses on the Alban mount.

If, because among Greek writings the oldest are quite the best, we are to weigh Roman writers in the same balance, there is no need of many words. The olive has no hardness within, the nut has none without; we have come to fortune’s summit; we paint, we play and sing, we wrestle with more skill than the well-oiled Greeks.

[...]

But if novelty had been as offensive to the Greeks as it is to us, what in these days would be ancient? What would the public have to read and thumb, each according to his taste?

From the day she dropped her wars, Greece took to trifling, and amid fairer fortunes drifted into folly: she was all aglow with passion, now for athletes, now for horses; she raved over workers in marble or ivory or bronze; with eyes and soul she hung enraptured on the painted panel; her joy was now in flautists, and now in actors of tragedy. Like a baby-girl playing at its nurse s feet, what she wanted in impatience, she soon, when satisfied, cast off. What likes and dislikes are there that you would not think easily changed? Such was the effect of happy times of peace and prosperous gales.

At Rome it was long a pleasure and habit to be up at dawn with open doors, to set forth the law for clients, to pay out to sound debtors money under bonds, to give ear to one’s elders and to tell one’s juniors how an estate might be increased and ruinous indulgence curbed. The fickle public has changed its taste and is fired throughout with a scribbling craze; sons and grave sires sup crowned with leaves and dictate their lines. I myself, who declare that I write no verses, prove to be more of a liar than the Parthians: before sunrise I wake, and call for pen, paper, and writing-case. A man who knows nothing of a ship fears to handle one; no one dares to give southernwood to the sick unless he has learnt its use; doctors undertake a doctor’s work; carpenters handle carpenters’ tools: but, skilled or unskilled, we scribble poetry, all alike.

And yet this craze, this mild madness, has its merits. How great these are, now consider. Seldom is the poet’s heart set on gain: verses he loves; this is his one passion. Money losses, runaway slaves, fires – he laughs at all. To cheat partner or youthful ward he never plans. His food is pulse and coarse bread. Though a poor soldier, and slow in the field, he serves the State, if you grant that even by small things are great ends helped. The poet fashions the tender, lisping lips of child-hood; even then he turns the ear from unseemly words; presently, too, he moulds the heart by kindly precepts, correcting roughness and envy and anger. He tells of noble deeds, equips the rising age with famous examples, and to the helpless and sick at heart brings comfort. Whence, in company with chaste boys, would the unwedded maid learn the suppliant hymn, had the Muse not given them a bard?

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

But this people of yours, though wise and right in exalting

you [Augustus] alone above other rulers, Greek or Roman,

judges everything else by quite a different system

and standard: unless a thing has patently had its day

and passed from the scene, they treat it with disgust and aversion.

They are so biased in favour of the old, they like to insist

that the criminal code which the Ten enacted, the regal treaties

fairly struck with Gabii’s men or the tough old Sabines,

the pontiff’s ancient tomes and the musty scrolls of the prophets

were all proclaimed on the Alban Mount by the Muses in person!

True – with the Greeks the oldest writing in every genre

is quite the best. But if, in consequence, Roman writers

are judged by the same procedure, we needn’t go any further –

a nut hasn’t a shell; there’s no stone in an olive!

Rome as a country is top dog; so of course it follows

that in painting, music and wrestling we surpass the oily Achaeans!

[...]

Suppose the Greeks had resented newness as much as we do,

what would now be old? And what would the people have

to read and thumb with enjoyment, each man to his taste?

As soon as Greece abandoned war and turned to amusements,

lapsing into frivolity as fortune smiled upon her,

she developed a feverish craze for either athletes or horses,

or fell in love with craftsmen in ivory, bronze, or marble;

she acquired a hang-up gazing at surfaces covered with paint,

and became enraptured with pipers or else with tragic actors.

Just like a baby playing under her nurse’s eye,

she’d clamour for something, and then grow bored and leave it alone.

Such were the blessings brought by the prosperous winds of peace.

At Rome for years they had the agreeable habit of rising

early, opening the door, and telling the client his rights.

They would lend cash to reliable people with good collateral,

hear from their elders and tell the youngsters various ways

of increasing assets and cutting down on ruinous pleasures.

But what likes and dislikes are not subject to change?

Now the fickle public has changed; the only hobby

that turns it on is writing; boys and their stern progenitors

I myself, after swearing that I’m writing no more poetry,

prove a worse than a Parthian liar; for there I am,

awake before dawn and asking for pen, paper and files.

If he knows nothing of sailing, a man avoids the helm;

no one risks giving wormwood to a patient, unless he’s trained;

doctors doctor; carpenters handle carpenters’ tools;

but qualified or not we all go in for scribbling verses!

Yet this aberration (or if you like, this mild insanity)

has certain merits; for just think: the soul of a poet

can hardly be greedy; verse is his only love and concern.

Fires, losses, runaway slaves – he smiles at the lot.

He never works out plans to cheat his partner in business

or the boy in his charge. He lives on pulse and second-rate bread.

He’s too idle to be much of a soldier; yet he serves his country –

if you grant that minor activities further major ends.

The poet shapes the tender faltering speech of a child,

already turning the ear away from coarse expressions.

Later he moulds the disposition by kindly maxims,

using his voice to correct cruelty, envy and temper.

He recounts noble actions, equips the new generation

with old examples, and brings relief to the poor and sick.

Where would innocent boys and girls who are still unmarried

have learnt their prayers if the Muse had not vouchsafed them a poet?

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

But this people of yours, wise and just in preferring you alone to our own leaders and to those of the Greeks, values all else by a wholly different rule and method, scorning and having no time for anything except what it sees has lived out its days and passed from the earth; such enthusiasm does it show for things of the past that it insists that the Tables forbidding criminal acts, enacted by the ten men, the treaties of our kings made on equal terms with Gabii or the stern Sabines, the books of the Pontiffs and the time-worn scrolls of prophets were spoken by the Muses on the Alban Mount.

If, because all the earliest writings of the Greeks are quite the best, Roman writers are weighed in the same balance, there is no reason why we should say much: the olive has nothing hard inside, the nut nothing hard outside; we have come to the peak of success; we paint, play music, and wrestle with more skill than the well-oiled Achaeans.

[...]

But if the Greeks had found novelty as offensive as we do, what would nowadays be old? Or what would the public have as its property to read and thumb, each man to suit himself? From the time that Greece abandoned her wars and began to engage in idle amusements, drifting into frivolous habits as Fortune showed her favour, she burned with enthusiasm, now for athletes, now for horses, and fell in love with sculptors who worked in marble, ivory, or bronze, she stared with enraptured eyes and soul at painters’ panels and took delight now in flute-players, now in tragic actors. Like a baby girl playing under her nurse’s watchful eye, what she eagerly desired to have she soon abandoned when bored with it. What likes and dislikes are there that you wouldn’t suppose could be easily changed? This was the effect of happy days of peace and prosperous winds.

At Rome it was for a long time agreeable and an honoured custom to be awake early with doors open, to furnish clients with legal advice, to pay out secured money to honest debtors, to listen to one’s elders, to tell a younger man by what means his property could be increased and his ruinous self-indulgence curbed. The fickle people have changed their minds and are on fire with a single passion – writing; sons and strict fathers take dinner with their hair wreathed in leaves, dictating lines of verse. I myself, who profess to write no verses, am discovered to be as great a liar as the Parthians, waking before sunrise and calling for pen, writing paper, and book-holders. A man who doesn’t know how to handle a ship is afraid of ships; no man dares administer southernwood to someone ill unless he has learned its use; doctors undertake the work of doctors; carpenters handle the tools of carpenters: we write poems indiscriminately, whether we have poetic training or not.

And yet this aberration, this mild lunacy, has its merits; consider how great these are: a bard is rarely tainted with avarice; verses are what he loves, this his one passion; financial loss, slaves running away, fires, he laughs at; he doesn’t plan to practice any fraud against a partner in business or a young ward; he lives on pulses and inferior bread; although a poor soldier and an idle one, he does his city service, if you allow this point, that even small things can assist great enterprises. The poet moulds the soft, lisping mouth of a child, even then turning the ear away from vulgar expressions, and in a short while shaping the heart by precepts for friendship, correcting harshness and envy and anger; he tells of noble deeds, equips the rising generation with famous examples, consoles the helpless and sick at heart. From what source would the unmarried girl in concert with a chaste boys learn prayers, if the Muse had not given them a bard?            

 

Book II, Epistle 2, lines 41-57, 116-144, 180-204

 

[Latin original, ed. E. C. Wickham, Opera Omnia, Oxford, 2nd edn., 1877]

Romae nutriri mihi contigit atque doceri

Iratus Grais quantum nocuisset Achilles.

Adiecere bonae paulo plus artis Athenae,

Scilicet ut vellem curuo dinoscere rectum

Atque inter silvas Academi quaerere verum.              

Dura sed emovere loco me tempora grato,

Civilisque rudem belli tulit aestus in arma

Caesaris Augusti non responsura lacertis.

Unde simul primum me dimisere Philippi,

Decisis humilem pennis inopemque paterni              

Et laris et fundi, paupertas impulit audax,

Ut versus facerem; sed quod non desit habentem

Quae poterunt unquam satis expurgare cicutae,

Ni melius dormire putem quam scribere uersus?

Singula de nobis anni praedantur euntes;              

Eripuere iocos, Venerem, convivia, ludum;

Tendunt extorquere poemata; quid faciam vis?

[...]

Proferet in lucem speciosa vocabula rerum,

Quae priscis memorata Catonibus atque Cethegis

Nunc situs informis premit et deserta vetustas;

Adsciscet nova, quae genitor produxerit usus.

Vehemens et liquidus puroque simillimus amni               

Fundet opes Latiumque beabit divite lingua;

Luxuriantia compescet, nimis aspera sano

Leuabit cultu, virtute carentia tollet,

Ludentis speciem dabit et torquebitur, ut qui

Nunc Satyrum, nunc agrestem Cyclopa movetur.              

Praetulerim scriptor delirus inersque videri,

Dum mea delectent mala me vel denique fallant,

Quam sapere et ringi. Fuit haud ignobilis Argis,

Qui se credebat miros audire tragoedos

In vacuo laetus sessor plausorque theatre;              

Cetera qui vitae servaret munia recto

More, bonus sane vicinus, amabilis hospes,

Comis in uxorem, posset qui ignoscere seruis

Et signo laeso non insanire lagenae,

Posset qui rupem et puteum vitare patentem.              

Hic ubi cognatorum opibus curisque refectus

Expulit elleboro morbum bilemque meraco

Et redit ad sese: ‘Pol, me occidistis, amici,

Non servastis’ ait, ‘cui sic extorta voluptas

Et demptus per vim mentis gratissimus error.’              

Nimirum sapere est abiectis utile nugis,

Et tempestivum pueris concedere ludum;

Ac non verba sequi fidibus modulanda Latinis,

Sed verae numerosque modosque ediscere vitae.

[...]

Gemmas, marmor, ebur, Tyrrhena sigilla, tabellas,              

Argentum, vestes Gaetulo murice tinctas,

Sunt qui non habeant, est qui non curat habere.

Cur alter fratrum cessare et ludere et ungui

Praeferat Herodis palmetis pinguibus, alter

Dives et inportunus ad umbram lucis ab ortu              

Silvestrem flammis et ferro mitiget agrum,

Scit Genius, natale comes qui temperat astrum,

Naturae deus humanae, mortalis in unum

Quodque caput, voltu mutabilis, albus et ater.

Utar, et ex modico quantum res poscet, acervo              

Tollam, nec metuam quid de me iudicet heres,

Quod non plura datis invenerit; et tamen idem

Scire volam quantum simplex hilarisque nepoti

Discrepet et quantum discordet parcus avaro.

Distat enim spargas tua prodigus an neque sumptum              

Invitus facias neque plura parare labores,

Ac potius, puer ut festis Quinquatribus olim,

Exiguo gratoque fruaris tempore raptim.

Pauperies immunda domus procul absit; ego, utrum

Nave ferar magna an parva, ferar unus et idem.              

Non agimur tumidis velis aquilone secundo;

Non tamen adversis aetatem ducimus austris,

Viribus, ingenio, specie, virtute, loco, re,

Extremi primorum, extremis usque priores.

 

[Christopher Smart, 1756, Everyman Library, 1911]

It was my lot to have Rome for my nurse, and to be instructed [from the Iliad] how much the exasperated Achilles prejudiced the Greeks. Good Athens gave me some additional learning: that is to say, to be able to distinguish aright line from a curve, and seek after truth in the groves of Academus. But the troublesome times removed me from that pleasant spot; and the tide of a civil war carried me away, unexperienced as I was, into arms, [into arms] not likely to be a match for the sinews of Augustus Caesar. Whence, as soon as [the battle of] Philippi dismissed me in an abject condition, with my wings clipped, and destitute both of house and land, daring poverty urged me on to the composition of verses: but now, having more than is wanted, what medicines would be efficacious enough to cure my madness, if I did not think it better to rest than to write verses.

The advancing years rob us of everything: they have taken away my mirth, my gallantry, my revellings, and play: they are now proceeding to force poetry from me. What would you have me do?

[...]

Those who make bad verses are laughed at: but they are pleased in writing, and reverence themselves; and if you are silent, they, happy, fall to praising of their own accord whatever they have written. But he who desires to execute a genuine poem, will with his papers assume the spirit of an honest critic: whatever words shall have but little clearness and elegance, or shall be without weight and held unworthy of estimation, he will dare to displace: though they may recede with reluctance, and still remain in the sanctuary of Vesta: those that have been long hidden from the people he kindly will drag forth, and bring to light those expressive denominations of things that were used by the Catos and Cethegi of ancient times, though now deformed dust and neglected age presses upon them: he will adopt new words, which use, the parent [of language], shall produce: forcible and perspicuous, and bearing the utmost similitude to a limpid stream, he will pour out his treasures, and enrich Latium with a comprehensive language. The luxuriant he will lop, the too harsh he will soften with a sensible cultivation: those void of expression he will discard: he will exhibit the appearance of one at play; and will be [in his invention] on the rack, like [a dancer on the stage], who one while affects the motions of a satyr, at another of a clumsy Cyclops.

I had rather be esteemed a foolish and dull writer, while my faults please myself, or at least escape my notice, than be wise and smart for it. There lived at Argos a man of no mean rank, who imagined that he was hearing some admirable tragedians, a joyful sitter and applauder in an empty theatre: who [nevertheless] could support the other duties of life in a just manner; a truly honest neighbour, an amiable host, kind toward his wife, one who could pardon his slaves, nor would rave at the breaking of a bottle-seal: one who [had sense enough] to avoid a precipice, or an open well. This man, being cured at the expense and by the care of his relations, when he had expelled by the means of pure hellebore the disorder and melancholy humour, and returned to himself; “By Pollux, my friends, (said he,) you have destroyed, not saved me; from whom my pleasure is thus taken away, and a most agreeable delusion of mind removed by force.”

In a word, it is of the first consequence to be wise in the rejection of trifles, and leave childish play to boys for whom it is in season, and not to scan words to be set to music for the Roman harps, but [rather] to be perfectly an adept in the numbers and proportions of real life.

[...]

Gems, marble, ivory, Tuscan statues, pictures, silver-plate, robes dyed with Getulian purple, there are who cannot acquire; and there are others, who are not solicitous of acquiring. Of two brothers, why one prefers lounging, play, and perfume, to Herod's rich palm-tree groves; why the other, rich and uneasy, from the rising of the light to the evening shade, subdues his woodland with fire and steel: our attendant genius knows, who governs the planet of our nativity, the divinity [that presides] over human nature, who dies with each individual, of various complexion, white and black.

I will use, and take out from my moderate stock, as much as my exigence demands: nor will I be under any apprehensions what opinion my heir shall hold concerning me, when he shall find [I have left him] no more than I had given me. And yet I, the same man, shall be inclined to know how far an open and cheerful person differs from a debauchee, and how greatly the economist differs from the miser. For there is some distinction whether you throw away your money in a prodigal manner, or make an entertainment without grudging, nor toil to accumulate more; or rather, as formerly in Minerva’s holidays, when a school-boy, enjoy by starts the short and pleasant vacation.

Let sordid poverty be far away. I, whether borne in a large or small vessel, let me be borne uniform and the same. I am not wafted with swelling sail before the north wind blowing fair: yet I do not bear my course of life against the adverse south. In force, genius, figure, virtue, station, estate, the last of the first-rate, [yet] still before those of the last.

 

[John Conington, 1874]

At Rome I had my schooling, and was taught

Achilles’ wrath, and all the woes it brought;

At classic Athens, where I went erelong,

I learnt to draw the line 'twixt right and wrong,

And search for truth, if so she might be seen,

In academic groves of blissful green;

But soon the stress of civil strife removed

My adolescence from the scenes it loved,

And ranged me with a force that could not stand

Before the might of Cæsar’s conquering hand.

Then when Philippi turned me all adrift

A poor plucked fledgeling, for myself to shift,

Bereft of property, impaired in purse,

Sheer penury drove me into scribbling verse:

But now, when times are altered, having got

Enough, thank heaven, at least to boil my pot,

I were the veriest madman if I chose

To write a poem rather than to doze.

Our years keep taking toll as they move on;

My feasts, my frolics are already gone,

And now, it seems, my verses must go too:

Bestead so sorely, what’s a man to do?

[...]

Bad poets are our jest: yet they delight,

Just like their betters, in whate’er they write,

Hug their fool’s paradise, and if you're slack

To give them praise, themselves supply the lack.

But he who meditates a work of art,

Oft as he writes, will act the censor's part:

Is there a word wants nobleness and grace,

Devoid of weight, unworthy of high place?

He bids it go, though stiffly it decline,

And cling and cling, like suppliant to a shrine:

Choice terms, long hidden from the general view,

He brings to day and dignifies anew,

Which, once on Cato’s and Cethegus’ lips,

Now pale their light and suffer dim eclipse;

New phrases, in the world of books unknown,

So use but father them, he makes his own:

Fluent and limpid, like a crystal stream,

He makes Rome’s soil with genial produce teem:

He checks redundance, harshnesses improves

By wise refinement, idle weeds removes;

Like an accomplished dancer, he will seem

By turns a Satyr and a Polypheme;

Yet all the while ‘twill be a game of skill,

Where sport means toil, and muscle bends to will.

Yet, after all, I’d rather far be blind

To my own faults, though patent to mankind,

Nay, live in the belief that foul is fair,

Than see and grin in impotent despair.

There was an Argive nobleman, 'tis said,

Who all day long had acting in his head:

Great characters on shadowy boards appeared,

While he looked on and listened, clapped and cheered:

In all things else he fairly filled his post,

Friendly as neighbour, amiable as host;

Kind to his wife, indulgent to his slave,

He’d find a bottle sweated and not rave;

He’d scorn to run his head against a wall;

Show him a pit, and he’d avoid the fall.

At last, when quarts of hellebore drunk neat,

Thanks to his kin, had wrought a cure complete,

Brought to himself again, “Good friends,” quoth he,

“Call you this saving? why, ‘tis murdering me;

Your stupid zeal has spoilt my golden days,

And robbed me of a most delicious craze.”

Wise men betimes will bid adieu to toys,

And give up idle games to idle boys;

Not now to string the Latian lyre, but learn

The harmony of life, is my concern.

[...]

“Gems, marbles, ivory, Tuscan statuettes,

Pictures, gold plate, Gætulian coverlets,

There are who have not; one there is, I trow,

Who cares not greatly if he has or no.

This brother loves soft couches, perfumes, wine,

More than the groves of palmy Palestine;

That toils all day, ambitious to reclaim

A rugged wilderness with axe and flame;

And none but he who watches them from birth,

The Genius, guardian of each child of earth,

Born when we're born and dying when we die,

Now storm, now sunshine, knows the reason why

I will not hoard, but, though my heap be scant,

Will take on each occasion what I want,

Nor fear what my next heir may think, to find

There’s less than he expected left behind;

While, ne’ertheless, I draw a line between

Mirth and excess, the frugal and the mean.

‘Tis not extravagance, but plain good sense,

To cease from getting, grudge no fair expense,

And, like a schoolboy out on holiday,

Take pleasure as it comes, and snatch one’s play.

“So ‘twill not sink, what matter if my boat

Be big or little? still I keep afloat,

And voyage on contented, with the wind

Not always contrary, nor always kind,

In strength, wit, worth, rank, prestige, money-bags,

Behind the first, yet not among the lags.

 

[H. Rushton Fairclough, 1926, rev. 1929, Loeb Classical Library]

At Rome I had the luck to be bred, and taught how much Achilles’ wrath had harmed the Greeks.b Kindly Athens added somewhat more training, so that, you know, I was eager to distinguish the straight from the crooked, and to hunt for truth in the groves of Academe. But troublous times tore me from that pleasant spot, and the tide of civil strife flung me, a novice in war, amid weapons that were to be no match for the strong arms of Caesar Augustus. Soon as Philippi gave me discharge therefrom, brought low with wings clipped and beggared of paternal home and estate, barefaced poverty drove me to writing verses. But now that I have sufficient store, what doses of hemlock could ever suffice to cleanse my blood, if I were not to think it better to slumber than to scribble verses?

The years, as they pass, plunder us of all joys, one by one. They have stripped me of mirth, love, feasting, play; they are striving to wrest from me my poems. What would you have me do?

[...]

Those who write poor verses are a jest; yet they rejoice in the writing and revere themselves; and, should you say nothing, they themselves praise whatever they have produced – happy souls! But the man whose aim is to have wrought a poem true to Art’s rules, when he takes his tablets, will take also the spirit of an honest censor. He will have the courage, if words fall short in dignity, lack weight, or be deemed unworthy of rank, to remove them from their place, albeit they are loth to withdraw, and still linger within Vesta’s precincts. Terms long lost in darkness the good poet will unearth for the people’s use and bring into the light – picturesque terms which, though once spoken by a Cato and a Cethegus of old now lie low through unseemly neglect and dreary age. New ones he will adopt which Use has fathered and brought forth. Strong and clear, and truly like a crystal river, he will pour forth wealth and bless Latium with richness of speech; he will prune down rankness of growth, smooth with wholesome refinement what is rough, sweep away what lacks force – wear the look of being at play, and yet be on the rack, like a dancer who plays now a Satyr, and now a clownish Cyclops.

I should prefer to be thought a foolish and clumsy scribbler, if only my failings please, or at least escape me, rather than be wise and unhappy. Once at Argos there was a man of some rank, who used to fancy that he was listening to wonderful tragic actors, while he sat happy and applauded in the empty theatre – a man who would correctly perform all other duties of life, a most worthy neighbour, an amiable host, kind to his wife, one that could excuse his slaves, and not get frantic if the seal of a flask were broken, one that could avoid a precipice or an open well. This man was cured by his kinsmen’s help and care, but when with strong hellebore he had driven out the malady and its bile, and had come to himself again, he cried: “Egad! you have killed me, my friends, not saved me; for thus you have robbed me of a pleasure and taken away perforce the dearest illusion of my heart.”

In truth it is profitable to cast aside toys and to learn wisdom; to leave to lads the sport that fits their age, and not to search out words that will fit the music of the Latin lyre, but to master the rhythms and measures of a genuine life.

[...]

Gems, marble, ivory, Tuscan vases, paintings, plate, robes dyed in Gaetulian purple – there are those who have not; there is one who cares not to have. Of two brothers one prefers, above Herod’s rich palm-groves, idling and playing and the anointing of himself; the other, wealthy and untiring, from dawn to shady eve subdues his woodland farm with flames and iron plough. Why so, the Genius alone knows – that companion who rules our star of birth, the god of human nature, though mortal for each single life, and changing in countenance, white or black. I shall use and from my modest heap take what need requires, nor shall I fear what my heir will think of me, because he does not find more than I have given him. And yet, withal, I shall wish to know how much the frank and cheerful giver is distinct from the spendthrift, how much the frugal is at variance with the miserly. For it does differ whether you scatter your money lavishly, or whether, while neither reluctant to spend, nor eager to add to your store, you snatch enjoyment of the brief and pleasant hour, like a schoolboy in the spring holidays. Far from me be squalid want at home: yet, be my vessel large or small, I, the passenger aboard, shall remain one and the same. Not with swelling sails are we borne before a favouring north wind, yet we drag not out our life struggling with southern gales; in strength, in wit, in person, in virtue, in station, in fortune, behind the foremost, ever before the last.

 

[Niall Rudd, 1979, rev. 1987, 1997 & 2005, Penguin Classics]

I had the luck to be raised in Rome, where I learned from my teacher

how much harm was done to the Greeks by the wrath of Achilles.

Then a little more training was added by Athens the good,

so that at least I was keen to distinguish straight from crooked

and to go in search of truth among the Academy’s trees.

But harsh times tore me away from that pleasant spot,

and the billows swept the raw recruit into a force

which would prove no match for the brawny arms of Caesar Augustus.

Discharged by Philippi, there I was with my wings clipped,

no longer a flyer and without my family hearth and home.

At once our Lady Poverty, daring as ever, impelled me

to turn out verses; but now that I have enough to live on

my brain would surely be addled beyond the power of hemlock

if I scribbled verses instead of enjoying a night’s sleep!

As the years go by they rob us of one thing after another.

Already they’ve taken fun, sex, parties and sport;

now they’re pulling away my poems. What shall I do then?

[...]

People who write incompetent verse are a joke; however

they enjoy composing and treat themselves with sincere respect,

and if you say nothing they’ll actually praise their own productions.

But the man who wants to achieve a poem of genuine quality

will take, along with his notebook, the mind of a rigorous Censor.

Any words deficient in lustre or lacking solidity,

or those which he deems unworthy of honour, he will have the courage

to expel from their place, although they may be reluctant to leave

and still hang back, seeking refuge in Vesta’s temple.

He will do well to unearth words which have long been hidden

from the people’s view, bringing to light some splendid terms

employed in earlier days by Cato, Cethegus and others,

which now lie buried by grimy dust and the years’ neglect.

He will also admit some new ones, proposed by their father Need.

Flowing strong and clear like an unpolluted river

he will spread prosperity, enriching the land with the wealth of his language.

He will show his skill and care by pruning the over dense,

stripping untidy pieces, and taking out the feeble.

In spite of the strain he will make it seem like fun, as a dancer

who switches with ease from nimble satyr to blundering Cyclops.

I’d sooner be thought a cracked and incompetent writer

(provided my faults gave me pleasure or escaped my notice)

than know the truth, and grimace. A well-known figure in Argos

used to think he was watching a splendid tragic performance

as he sat alone excitedly clapping in the empty theatre.

Apart from that he coped with the daily business of life

perfectly well – a good neighbour, a charming host,

kind to his wife, the sort who managed to forgive his servants

and not go mad with rage if the seal of a jar were broken,

who had no trouble avoiding a cliff or an open well.

He was finally cured thanks to his relatives’ care and expense.

But when the potent drug had done its work, expelling

the harmful bile, and the man recovered, he cried: ‘Ah god!

You’ve killed me, my friends, not cured me; for now you’ve ruined my pleasure

by driving away the illusion which gave me such delight.’

And yet it’s best to be sensible – to throw away one’s toys

and leave to children the sort of games that suit their age,

and instead of hunting for words to set to the lyre’s music

to practise setting one’s life to the tunes and rhythms of truth.

[...]

Jewels, ivory, marble, paintings, Etruscan bronzes

silver plate, material dyed in African purple –

some never have such things; some, I know, never want them.

Of the two brothers one prefers an oil massage

and a life of ease and pleasure to the palms of Herod; the other,

rich and persistent, tames his woodland property, burning

and digging from dawn to dusk. The cause of the contrast is known

to none but the Genius – the friend who controls the star of our birth,

the mortal god of human nature who looks with a different

expression, bright or gloomy, on each individual person.

I shall enjoy what I have and draw on my modest supplies

as needed, without any fears about what my heir may think of me

when he finds the estate has not increased; and yet I shall also

try to observe the line which divides generous living

from waste and marks the point where thrift turns into meanness.

For it makes a difference whether you splash your money around,

or without striving to acquire more are not reluctant

to spend, but are eager, in fact, to make the most of the short

and beautiful time, as schoolboys do in the Easter vacation;

(let’s not think of a poor and squalid household). For my part,

whether sailing in cruiser or dinghy, I’ll remain one and the same.

My sails are not puffed out with the north wind in my favour,

nor am I beating into the southern gales of affliction.

In strength, talent, appearance, valour, status and riches

my place is behind the leaders; but I stay ahead of the last.          

 

[John Davie, 2011, Oxford World’s Classics]

I had the luck to be educated in Rome and there to be taught how greatly Achilles’ anger harmed the Greeks. Kindly Athens added a little more training, in the sense that I was eager to distinguish between the straight and the crooked, and to search for truth amid the groves of Academus. But the harshness of the times evicted me from that pleasing spot, and the tide of civil war carried me, a novice in war, into an army that was to prove no match for the strong arms of Caesar Augustus. As soon as Philippi discharged me from there, brought down to earth with clipped wings and stripped of my father’s home and estate, poverty made me bold and drove me to write verse: but now that my means are sufficient, what doses of hemlock will ever be able to cleanse my system of bile, if I didn’t think it better to sleep than to write verses?

The years as they pass rob us of all pleasures, one by one; they snatch away humour, love, feasting, play; they strive to wrest my poems from me; what would you have me do?

[...]

Those who compose bad verses are mocked; but they are delighted when they are writing and they are their own admirers, happy souls, of their own accord praising whatever they have written, should no comment come from you. But the man who desires to write a poem that conforms to the rules of art will take up, along with his writing tablets, the spirit of a conscientious censor; he will have the courage, if any words have too little lustre or are lacking in weight or are thought unworthy of honour, to remove them from their place, however reluctant they are to make way, still lingering inside Vesta’s precincts: words long unknown to the people he will kindly unearth and restore to the daylight, striking terms which were once uttered by men like Cato and Cethegus but are now weighed down by unsightly neglect and lonely old age; he will add to the register new words, sired by father Need: forceful and clear and truly like an unsullied stream, he will pour forth his resources and make Latium blessed with wealth of speech; he will cut back overgrown foliage, smooth excessive roughness with salutary attention, and remove what lacks vigour; he will give the impression of one amusing himself but at the same time he will strain himself to the utmost, like a dancer who at one moment dances the part of a Satyr, at another that of a clumsy Cyclops.

I should prefer to be thought a deluded and incompetent writer, provided my defects please or at least escape me, rather than to have my wits and bare my teeth in frustration. There was once at Argos a man of respected family, who used to believe he was listening to some wonderful tragic actors, as he sat happily giving his applause in a theatre that was empty; all other civic duties he would perform in the correct fashion, showing himself certainly as a good neighbour, a genial host, agreeable to his wife, capable of showing mercy to his mercy and not becoming frantic if the seal on a flagon of wine was broken, capable of avoiding a precipice or uncovered well. When this man had been restored, thanks to the regular assistance and care of his relatives, driving out his illness and bile with undiluted hellebore, and had returned to his senses, he said, ‘I tell you, friends, you have killed me, not saved me, in robbing me of my pleasure and taking away by force my mind’s fondest illusion.’

Of course, it is expedient to cast childish pastimes aside and to be wise, leaving to children the sport that suits their age, and, instead of searching for words to fit the music of the Latin lyre, to learn by heart the rhythms and measure of true life.

[...]

Gems, marble, ivory, Tuscan figurines, paintings, silver plate, clothes dyed with Gaetulian purple – there are men who do not have these, there is one who does not care to have them. Of two brothers one prefers to Herod’s rich palm-groves being idle and having fun and enjoying an oil massage, the other, wealthy and unflagging, from sunrise to evening’s shadow tames his wooded estate with fire and steel. Why this is so, the Genius knows, that companion who controls our birth-star, the god whose concern is human nature, mortal throughout each man’s life, varying in features, bright and gloomy. I shall enjoy what I have, taking from my modest heap as much as occasion demands, and I shall not fear an heir’s judgement of me, for finding no more than I have given him: and yet I shall also wish to know how the open and genial giver is distinct from the spendthrift and how much the man of thrift is at odds with the miser. For it makes a difference whether you scatter your money indiscriminately or whether, neither reluctant to incur expense nor eager to make more money, but rather as you used to do as a lad when Minerva’s holiday came round, you snatch enjoyment of the brief but welcome time. Let us not reckon with filthy poverty ever entering our home: for my own part, whether I sail as a passenger on big ship or small, that passenger will be one and the same man. I am not driven along by swelling sails or favourable wind from the north, but nonetheless my life’s course is not in the teeth of southerly gales, and in strength, talent, looks, character, situation, and means I am last of the foremost, always ahead of the last.         

 

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